felipesmithart:

therealzachhughes:

felipesmithart:

thomasmwilson:

felipesmithart:

Berserker BarrAAAAGE! 

*pulls into driveway* BERSERKER GARAGE!
*Glues magazine clip to construction paper* BERSERKER COLLAGE!
*puts flowers on your wrist* BERSERKER CORSAGE!

Hahahaha!
*grabs a glass of red wine then heads for the Hors d’oeuvres*
BERSERKER FROMAGE! 

*worn out from a long day*BERSERKER MASSAGE!

*trains furiously for his next big battle while reminiscing about his troubled past*
BERSERKER MONTAGE!

felipesmithart:

therealzachhughes:

felipesmithart:

thomasmwilson:

felipesmithart:

Berserker BarrAAAAGE! 

*pulls into driveway*
BERSERKER GARAGE!

*Glues magazine clip to construction paper*
BERSERKER COLLAGE!

*puts flowers on your wrist* BERSERKER CORSAGE!

Hahahaha!

*grabs a glass of red wine then heads for the Hors d’oeuvres*

BERSERKER FROMAGE! 

*worn out from a long day*

BERSERKER MASSAGE!

*trains furiously for his next big battle while reminiscing about his troubled past*

BERSERKER MONTAGE!



Artists Who Make Me Cry - Kevin Wada [11]

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itchyboness:

hipster-trichster:

it just kept getting better omfg

GUYS

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fuckyeahmarcusmcfly:

Doctor Who in 80’s style anime.

Way too happy I found this haha 

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rocklovejewelry:

Viking Weapons

More @facebook.com/rocklovefanpage

Image 1: Valhalla Artworks

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timelady-of-221b:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

budacub:

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?
SUSAN?
SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

timelady-of-221b:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

budacub:

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?

SUSAN?

SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

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Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad: Hey are you awake? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad: Fuck the government.
Dad: Fuck the school board.
Dad: Close the door.
Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad: I love puns.
Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad: Please shut up.
Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were a part of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad: Barbara Park is fucking Queen.
Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad: They act like I care what they think.
Dad: I hate homework.
Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

odditiesoflife:

Puzzlewood Magical Forest — The Real Middle Earth

Puzzlewood is a unique and enchanting place, located in the beautiful and historic Forest of Dean in Gloucestershire, England. There is more than a mile of meandering pathways through Puzzlewood and over 14 acres of ancient woodland. It has an atmosphere quite unlike any other wood. The magical forest is one of the most stunning in the world and it’s easy to see why it’s been used as a filming location for Merlin and Dr. Who. It is no wonder that JRR Tolkien is reputed to have taken his inspiration for the fabled forests of Middle Earth from Puzzlewood. 

In Puzzlewood you will find strange rock formations, secret caves and ancient trees. The geological features here are known locally as scowles. The scowles originated through the erosion of natural underground cave systems formed in limestone many millions of years ago. Uplift and erosion caused the cave system to become exposed at the surface. This was then exploited by Iron Age settlers through to Roman times for the extraction of iron ore.

Evidence of Roman occupation of the area is supported by the discovery of a hoard of over 3,000 Roman coins from the 3rd Century which were found in the scowles of Puzzlewood. Once the Romans left, nature reclaimed the old workings with moss and trees, to create the unique landscape. The historical use soon became forgotten, and the folklore of “Puzzlewood” began.

In the early 1800s, a local landowner laid down a mile of pathways which meandered through the trees and gulleys to open up this ancient forest originally for the amusement of his friends and children. In the early 1900s, Puzzlewood opened to the public. Since then it is has remained essentially unchanged with the same stunning pathways and bridges as in earlier times, but with the addition of a variety of animals and visitor facilities.

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huffingtonpost:

Everything you need to know about checking the four upcoming lunar eclipses here. 


personalititties:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Omfg

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