isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”
dog goes woof
cat goes meow
i wipe my brow and i sweat my rust
cow goes moo
Hey short people! Looking for a way to get taller?
Try replacing your feet with LIVE BEARS. You’ll be taller AND have two LIVE BEARS ATTACHED TO YOUR BODY.
Me: Joins tumblr for fun
Me: starts to critically analyze almost every aspect of modern society